Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Sunday, December 18, 2011
New Avatar
Say hello to my new avatar! This baby was drawn by my friend, OfficerItsAwful. You can check out her other work on her Tumblr: http://officeritsawful.tumblr.com/
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Thursday, December 8, 2011
What the?
All I did was write a paragraph describing my disgust with the GOP. False positives? What?
Sunday, December 4, 2011
OBJECTION!
Me: Playing Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. Gonna try to beat most of the
Ace Attorney games this month. Objection!
Josh B: HOLD IT!! i hope you arent trying to become a lawyer by playing
these games!
Me: OBJECTION! The scenarios depicted in the Ace Attorney video game
series are fictitious and are in no way indicative of how real court cases transpire.
Me: As such, they would not be able to substitute an actual degree in law,
Me: You could say, however, that the game series is one's inspiration to
become a lawyer.
Josh B: OBJECTION!!! are you saying that now you want to become a
lawyer?
Me: OBJECTION! I never indicated anything of the sort. You are simply
making baseless conjecture.
Josh B: OVERRULED!!! on the grounds that your a douch!
Me: OBJECTION! One cannot be the judge and one of the lawyers at the
same time.
Josh B: OBJECTION!! all your objections are now diamonds! i'm on a
horse!
Me: OBJECTION! Why can't I hold all of these diamonds!?
Josh B: HOLD IT! come friend i will teach you!
Me: TAKE THAT! *Pelts you with diamonds* Ha ha! I am the winning now!
Josh B: OW WHAT THE! *throws them back* DIAMOND FIGHT!!
Me: Jean Armstrong (aka The Gay Chef): Non non! We stop all of this
silly fighting!
Josh B: *pops him in the face with a diamond*
Me: Lotta Hart: *Snaps picture* Alright! Now I can be a witness in an
assault case!
Josh B: ....crap
Me: April May: I saw it too *Wink* *Jiggle*
Josh B: *dies from laughter*
Me: Don't worry Josh! I'll be your defense attorney!
Josh B: *not sure if want*
Me: In Court: Take that! If you look at the photo that Lotta took, you can
clearly see that the Flash, as he was speeding by, caught the diamond. Which leaves us with one possibility. The Flash threw it because he's homophobic!
Josh B: HOLD IT!! the flash may have threw it but that doesn't mean he's
homophobic. everyone was throwing diamonds. the chef just happened to be in the line of fire.
Me: Ah, but the chef was only hit by ONE diamond. And regardless, I
have just proven my clients innocence, ill intentions aside.
Judge: I find the defendant NOT GUILTY
*Everyone cheers*
Ace Attorney games this month. Objection!
Josh B: HOLD IT!! i hope you arent trying to become a lawyer by playing
these games!
Me: OBJECTION! The scenarios depicted in the Ace Attorney video game
series are fictitious and are in no way indicative of how real court cases transpire.
Me: As such, they would not be able to substitute an actual degree in law,
Me: You could say, however, that the game series is one's inspiration to
become a lawyer.
Josh B: OBJECTION!!! are you saying that now you want to become a
lawyer?
Me: OBJECTION! I never indicated anything of the sort. You are simply
making baseless conjecture.
Josh B: OVERRULED!!! on the grounds that your a douch!
Me: OBJECTION! One cannot be the judge and one of the lawyers at the
same time.
Josh B: OBJECTION!! all your objections are now diamonds! i'm on a
horse!
Me: OBJECTION! Why can't I hold all of these diamonds!?
Josh B: HOLD IT! come friend i will teach you!
Me: TAKE THAT! *Pelts you with diamonds* Ha ha! I am the winning now!
Josh B: OW WHAT THE! *throws them back* DIAMOND FIGHT!!
Me: Jean Armstrong (aka The Gay Chef): Non non! We stop all of this
silly fighting!
Josh B: *pops him in the face with a diamond*
Me: Lotta Hart: *Snaps picture* Alright! Now I can be a witness in an
assault case!
Josh B: ....crap
Me: April May: I saw it too *Wink* *Jiggle*
Josh B: *dies from laughter*
Me: Don't worry Josh! I'll be your defense attorney!
Josh B: *not sure if want*
Me: In Court: Take that! If you look at the photo that Lotta took, you can
clearly see that the Flash, as he was speeding by, caught the diamond. Which leaves us with one possibility. The Flash threw it because he's homophobic!
Josh B: HOLD IT!! the flash may have threw it but that doesn't mean he's
homophobic. everyone was throwing diamonds. the chef just happened to be in the line of fire.
Me: Ah, but the chef was only hit by ONE diamond. And regardless, I
have just proven my clients innocence, ill intentions aside.
Judge: I find the defendant NOT GUILTY
*Everyone cheers*
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